Monday, November 12, 2007

Poetry Monday - Week Long Warmup Party Starts Here!

The PARTY moves here. Have fun!


The only thing I can say is if you missed the first three days of the Week-Long-Rhian-Poetry-Annie-Verse-airy-Party - You missed out. The party moves on from here. I've been called to NY by Amanda Ramrod. Something about a board meeting. She asked me to bring Y's paddle with me. No idea what she wants. It was fun and thanks to all. Quips in a while.

RJ

A parting shot - have no idea why but Y seems to love Coyote Ugly dancin. Be sure the bar is wide enough for everyone. So here's Y's last dance...



Okay - here's one for everyone else. Got a beat and you can dance to it!



So, thanks again. No quips today but the entire party has been recorded. You can find it in the comments section.


One last thing. I found this guy this morning in the ladies room. Not sure what you ladies did to him. I have no idea who he belongs to. Rhian! Hey, drum ho', is he yours?

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Y said...

Yes i did RJ, lol.

Roscoe James said...

You a fan?

Roscoe James said...

One down and two to go Jill... I got buffalo wings for the next one.

Y said...

of? the music or the poetry? cause i love both.

Roscoe James said...

In the comments TODAY there are two more lines from two more poems by two more poets.

Jill said...

I think I cannot down a Rev so easily, RJ, it is a bottle, and I like them in a slushy consitence!!
One down, two to go?? What??
And if they are tasty, I want some of those wings!!

Y, bring something that goes well with the wings...

Roscoe James said...

Sorry, I was lost in Y-land for a minute and Jillyland for another.

Okay, so what the hell is a rev. Give me a link. I have to see this.

Jill said...

There is one rule when you get lost in Jillyland, RJ!! You have to comment!!
Here is the link :
http://www.reverage.com/

Y said...

*pssst* Jill,
*hiding from roscoe and whispering to Jill*
the first one is Robert Frost.

Roscoe James said...

Rev on the rocks coming up... but I mean, it looked green? is that right?

Roscoe James said...

Now then young lady. That type of... ahhh... activity is not allowed. I do believe you need a paddlin

Jill said...

Your first lines is from Robert Frost,RJ!!
And don't come saying that we cannot do that,RJ!! Be easy on me, I just got one wisdom tooth taken out today, I might kick your ass if you become too bossy!!
Hunter, I'm not mad at you, come here, so that I can sit on your lap!!

Y said...

I'll take my paddlin if Ethan is the one to do it...

Roscoe James said...

Grudgingly gives over the buffalo wings and glares at Y while smacking wooden paddle against palm..... EFG

Jill said...

There is a great corner for that, Y, just over there!!

Roscoe James said...

Okay, one line to go - winner gets the paddle. And, of course, all that that implies.

Y said...

*skippin to the corner with Ethan in tow*

Roscoe James said...

Loser gets to Coyote Ugly for tonights crowd.

Jill said...

Lord Byron? On the death of a young lady?

Y said...

awwwwwwwww i wanted the paddle *pout*

Jill said...

You would get it, Y!! Enough pain for me for today!!

Roscoe James said...

Damn Jill, good one. Lol. Ya get a case of rev on the rocks with a side of GRITS

Roscoe James said...

Leaves the paddle on the bar and goes to see what the twins are doing in the storage room.

Jill said...

And what should we do with that sand??

Jill said...

Pssstttt, Y, it is time to steal it!!

Y said...

got it!!!! look out everyone...ahhahaha

Roscoe James said...

Okay ladies... what will it be? I think you've got enough rev there ta do you for the night... you Y? name your poison? Wait, where's the paddle... itz gone.

Jill said...

I thought you were only gonna use it on Ethan!!!

Jill said...

I've not seen it!!

And RJ, 4 Rev is only for 2hours!!

Y said...

Yummy rum please Roscoe *lookin oh so innocent*

Roscoe James said...

wachhhhout... Y is runnin around swattin ass.

GRITS? A really nasty southern dish. or. Girls Raised In The South. Take your pick.

Roscoe James said...

Slides the bottle of Anejo to Y. Ya want that with coke and ice?

Y said...

that would be perfect RJ thank you.

Roscoe James said...

But wait. Could it be? Aha! Jill got the last line... Y gets to Coyote Ugly the bar... off to find music.

Jill said...

Since I prefer Southern men, I'll take the nasty dish, I can still give it back to you if I don't like it!!

Y said...

man *snappin fingers* i thought you forgot.

Jill said...

Wait a minute, RJ, if it is a punishment, she has to wear that ugly orange jumpsuit from my last night video!!(Sorry, Y, I have evil idea tonight)

Y said...

thats it! watch your asses

Jill said...

Since I've been kicking ass a lot, I sure would get some payback sometime!!

Roscoe James said...

Back. Sorry bout that. You were saved by the YouTube Y... seems to be on overload. Couldn't get it to search.

Y said...

woohoo, my lucky day.

Roscoe James said...

Oh well, we'll get ya dates ta hum it for ya.

Roscoe James said...

Damn, that was like work. Lol. Got it... you're up Y... hit play at the entrance... and bring a fire extenguisher.

Y said...

k- be back in a bit....gonna go check it out.

Rhian said...

you guys are toasted! dang funny!

Jill said...

Sorry, I forgot about you for a couple of minutes, Hunter had all my attention!!

HELLO RHIAN!! Good to see you could make it tonight!!

Rhian said...

Who wrote it?
"At last the evil people,
Worn out by her resistance,
Flung back her penny, kicked their fruit
Along whichever road they took"

Rhian said...

working late again Jill.

Rhian said...

okay. bored now. back later.

Roscoe James said...

Christina rossetti

Jill said...

Come on, Rhian!!! You cannot leave us like that!!
You will have to have your turn at the Coyote dancing!!

Roscoe James said...

Bored! Short attention span. Must be used to... short things. EFG

Jill said...

I was about to say that, RJ!!:P

Jill said...

Are you pointing certain thing in particuliar, RJ??

Roscoe James said...

Hey, it was like a hit and run. what can I say? Howz the rev holding up, Jill? Y will be in dial-up land for a week I imagine.

Jill said...

She might trying to figure out what to bring that will go with the wing, RJ!!
Why do we end up always just you, me, Hunter and the twins??

Roscoe James said...

hey, a deserted island, hunter, the twins.. and a paddle... long as you got revs and I got branch water... what the heck

Jill said...

Are you given me a hidden message for the paddle??

Roscoe James said...

EFG looks around and kicks an empty beer bottle.

Y said...

back! sorry it took so long. So whats going on? *whew* all that dancin can tire a girl out.

Jill said...

EFG, since I'm not thinking straith, translation into whole words, please!!
And a sex on the beach, getting tired of those rev!!

Roscoe James said...

How far north are you Jill? Got snow yet?

Roscoe James said...

Great one Y! But did you have to burn the bar down?

Jill said...

Yes, it snowed on Monday. Why are you asking? Are you all gonna come make snowman with me??
Hunter, the bad thing about this idea, is that I prefer you shirtless, and you will freeze to death!!

Rhian said...

hey! none of the short jokes now.

Roscoe James said...

We can set up the bar in the backyard and have snowball fights.

Jill said...

Take a drink, Rhina, I might understand you better!!

Roscoe James said...

Okay everybody... line forms on the right... Celebrity watch has discovered that Rhian is in the building... have a fresh drink in hand... and something she can write on.

Rhian said...

Rhina?
sounds like a female rhino.
maybe ya need to lay off the booze Jill.

Rhian said...

RJ - bite me.

Jill said...

The back yard is huge, do you have spotlight, it is a little bit black out there!!
What do you think of a little drunken walk in the wood, RJ?

Roscoe James said...

Let me find some dip first...

Jill said...

Ok,Rhian!!! I've been mispelling for like a week now!! And I will drink all I want, I had my dentist apointement today, and had a damn wisdom tooth extract!!!

Roscoe James said...

So how was the day Rhian? We got two for all night long... Wednesday night nude rugby... and foot massages

Roscoe James said...

Long as you hold the flashlight I'mn sure we gonna be okay.

Jill said...

Nude rugby?? Are you the one that are going to play guys?? I will do the taping on the butt with pleasure!!

Rhian said...

Eep! no one touches the feet! no one.
shudder.
nekkid rugby though... i'm down with that.

Rhian said...

oh and day sucked. pass me a triple.

Roscoe James said...

Gets Bart and Kirk, funnel and a bottle of Tequila and a liter of Sprite...

Sure, comin right up Rhian

Roscoe James said...

And no one has paid their tab yet... or did you Jill?

Rhian said...

ooooooh Bart. Baby - i missed ya! Who's your friend? Kirk? Hmmmm - he has possibilities. Which number are you sweetcheeks?

Roscoe James said...

Y, where the hell did you go? Off in the corner again?

Rhian said...

can i have a few before we start talking tab dammit?

Jill said...

I have better thing I can do with my hands, RJ!!

Anonymous said...

Hi sweetie... i missed ya. Have a seat right here.

Roscoe James said...

Jill, howz Nathan holding up? We can get you another one if ya want.

Jill said...

I did pay my due early today, while I was out to search my supper, RJ!!
Dirk is #32,Rhian! AmI right, RJ??

Roscoe James said...

There you are Bart... get over there with Rhian... she needs those magic fingers of urs.

Jill said...

RJ, I'm with hunter, today. Who is Nathan, again?? Refresh my mind!!

Roscoe James said...

You are absolutely posalutely 100% correctly stated there Jill....

Jill said...

You should start drinking slower, RJ!! Not talking very well, there!! I'm the one who should have the accent!!

Rhian, you can have a shot before you pay your due!!

Y said...

back again. I had to pull some cookies out of the oven.

Roscoe James said...

What Need

Copyright 2007 Roscoe James

We tried to climb the mountain high
To touch the stars, the moon, the sky
A gentle touch, a muffled sigh
We tried to climb the mountain high

We tried to still celestial cries
To touch our souls with open eyes
A soft caress we did not try
… to still celestial cries.

What need to climb the mountain high
To touch the moon, the stars, the sky
What need to still celestial cries
To touch our souls with open eyes

What need a gentle lovers sigh
… when climbing mountains high

Rhian said...

i was about to snuggle up with Bart but I'm getting kicked off my computer. Dang it.
I'll be back as soon as I can ya'll.
It's being taken over for system backup. crappola. I expect y'all to stir up lots o' trouble in my absence.

Anonymous said...

Hey RJ, hows it going?

Jill said...

celestial cries? Are those tears sweeter than normal one, RJ??

Come back soon, Rhian!!

Y, Are you eating all of those by yourself??

Anonymous said...

By Rhian, honey, I'll get Amanda to keep my lap warm for you.

Miss you already


Right, AR, yeah, right there... right... now wiggle a little.... ugggggh.

Roscoe James said...

themz the best ones Jill... u funnin my prose? boy, what the hell will i do now... I said poetry was an aside for me.

Hey there Ramjet - whose in your sights tonight?

Roscoe James said...

Okay, what the hell happened to Y? Is she in the backroom with Dirk?

Jill said...

I'm not making fun, I like that visual!! Keep writting some...

Jill said...

did you lost the paddle again,RJ??

Y said...

I went to trade Ethan in for Jonas and Eduardo (#7 & #2)

Roscoe James said...

Looks like Y went home and took Dirk and the paddle with her... boy is Lisa gonna be pissed.

Anonymous said...

That's right RJ - and stop pickin on our gurl.

Jill said...

You are taking 2 tonight, Y?? Good naming...

Y said...

uh...i am right here (am i the only one who can see me)

Roscoe James said...

The more the scarier... wait, I mean merrier.

Roscoe James said...

Hey there Y! Took ya long enough... I mean, how many places ya gotta squeeze before you know the fruits ripe?

Jill said...

RJ, you didn't say what was the drink of the house!!

Anonymous said...

RJ, we need a drink for Y. Make it strong.

Anonymous said...

Lay off Amanda, hey, anybody know when Rhian will be back?

Anonymous said...

A slow screw up against the wall

Anonymous said...

Well you're the one that put me on your lap... what do you expect.

Jill said...

I've hear of that, I might do that with Hunter later, but remind me what the drink contain??

Roscoe James said...

Y, honey, sweetie, BABE... ya got a few lines of poetry for us?

Anonymous said...

Here's mine... dedicated to my sweetheart - Rhian


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you best,
In big high-heel shoes.

Y said...

is it that time again? alright gimme a sec, just 4 lines right?

Jill said...

You are that fast for rhyme, Y??

Anonymous said...

This is mine - dedicated to my very own Jill...

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To catch Rhian and Bart
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And clung to Jilly's heart.

Y said...

as long as it can be silly and short...hmmm i am thinking somthing to do with rum....

Roscoe James said...

I don't think it's really about what's in it. I think it's all about, ah, making it.

But you can ask Hunter.

Jill said...

Always making me laught Hunter!! You are a full package, I think!!!

Anonymous said...

RJ, Bart evicted me from his lap. Where do I find a new one?

Y said...

rum rum the things you do
fun fun is me with you
fun with rum, rum is fun
here comes some for everyone!

(does that count?)

Anonymous said...

Here that guys? She likes my package! yuck yuck yuck

Get on over here daalin!

Jill said...

Yes, it is ok, since you are sharing!!

Jill said...

Don't you remember the picture you sent me, Hunter, what is not to like about that??

Roscoe James said...

Hell yes it counts... letz here it for Y

Jill said...

Y, I'm still waiting for the orange jumpsuit act!!

Roscoe James said...

Gonna have a smoke... back in about five... boy, when they gonna let us smoke in bars again... assholes

Jill said...

RJ, I'm not complaining!!! I can smeel Hunter perfume completely!!

Y said...

o.k. RJ left...you want it you got it girlie. stay here Eddie and Jonas i must do a little dance...

Anonymous said...

Way to go Y! Loved it. How bout some Ice and Coke to go with it?

Jill said...

Do you remember what that jumpsuit look like, Y?? It was ugly!! You are brave!!

Anonymous said...

Picture? What's with the picture? When you got me here live and in color.

Anonymous said...

I liked it too Y. Now if we can just get RJ off his ass and serving again.

Y said...

that is how it is best *turning around* oh Bart didn't see ya there... *embarrassed* you didn't see my Orange jumpsuit dance did you?

Roscoe James said...

Bar is open again... another dance? Damn, I'm starting to think Y likes it up on the bar.

Anonymous said...

Somebody drop a coin in the Jukebox... how bout a slow dance...

Jill said...

Come here, Hunter...

Rj, did you add some song tonight??

Anonymous said...

Well, we weren't that close. I guess I need to hang an oversize load sign on that thing. It's always bumbin into someone.

Anonymous said...

Hey, looks like the party got going without me. Anyone seen Lisa?

Roscoe James said...

One song... it was the burn the bar down song... Coyote Ugly

Jill said...

Need to see that!!

Anonymous said...

C'mon Bart, don't you get it? Rhian left you. She's probably out smoking with RJ.

Let's dance, honey.

Roscoe James said...

Gettin kind of crowded in here Y. Course, I guess that makes for more body contact. EFG

Anonymous said...

Ah, she's busy right now with Jonas. I'll tell her you said hi.

Y said...

LOL. silly RJ

Y said...

am i the only one who likes to dance around here? c'mon people get on the dance floor...

Roscoe James said...

Glad your havin fun Y. Ethan and Jonas seem to be keeping you busy.

Jill said...

What is the use of the dancefloor, when I can have the bar, Y??

Jill said...

RJ, do you have one of those spraying water thing??

Y said...

woohoo Jill!

Roscoe James said...

Someone say wet t-shirt?

Anonymous said...

Wet T-shirt?

Jill said...

*Walking on the bar, taking the spraying thing, aiming and sprayin the crow with water!!!*

Anonymous said...

Wet T-shirt?

Anonymous said...

Wet T-shirt?

Anonymous said...

Get us wet baby!

Jill said...

And I make sure you are made dry by me after, Hunter!!

Jill said...

Everyone, I think you are enjoying this wet t-shirt thing a lot!!

Y said...

i'll be back in a bit, keep an eye on my boys for me will ya Jill?

Jill said...

I'll do that with pleasure, Y!!
Eduardo and Jonas, come here and join me and Hunter!

Jill said...

RJ, are out for a smoke, again??

Roscoe James said...

I am so sorry. Long distance international call came in and I'm still on the phone... it was fun... thanx to all. Catch ya tomorrow.

Jill said...

Ok, later,RJ!
So that means I'm all alone with you guys!!

Rhian said...

367 comments. i don't think i've seen that before.
upside: proves you throw one hellava party.
downside: takes freaking forever to scroll down to the latest remarks.

Sounds like Lisa's guys are providing quite the entertainment.

Roscoe James said...

Pulls Bart, Hunter, Ethan, Kevin, Jonus, Dirk off Jill (football pile at teh 40 yd line) gets the W'iggly twins and heads over to Lisa's place.

Wow, what a party.

Rhian said...

Is he mine? oh bite me, RJ.
Remind me when you get back to tell you the funny "are you a celebrity" encounter i had yesterday during a lunch meeting. i thought of you and your dang celeb jokes when it happened.
i handled it with usual classy style of cool. not.

Roscoe James said...

Hell, who else but you would bring him to the party?

Rhian said...

i'm gesturing with profound sign language at ya. eloquence at it's best.

Jill said...

No party here tonight???

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