Monday, November 12, 2007

Poetry Monday - Week Long Warmup Party Starts Here!

The PARTY moves here. Have fun!


The only thing I can say is if you missed the first three days of the Week-Long-Rhian-Poetry-Annie-Verse-airy-Party - You missed out. The party moves on from here. I've been called to NY by Amanda Ramrod. Something about a board meeting. She asked me to bring Y's paddle with me. No idea what she wants. It was fun and thanks to all. Quips in a while.

RJ

A parting shot - have no idea why but Y seems to love Coyote Ugly dancin. Be sure the bar is wide enough for everyone. So here's Y's last dance...



Okay - here's one for everyone else. Got a beat and you can dance to it!



So, thanks again. No quips today but the entire party has been recorded. You can find it in the comments section.


One last thing. I found this guy this morning in the ladies room. Not sure what you ladies did to him. I have no idea who he belongs to. Rhian! Hey, drum ho', is he yours?

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Rhian said...

heh - i see you deleted your double comment, a result no doubt of hanging out behind the bar too much. all week long, eh? whoot! i loves me a party. Amaretto Sour please and make 'er perky.

Roscoe James said...

(Rings the bar bell till someone yells to lay off)... Right, ladies and gents... we are honored tonight by a visit by the one, the only, they oh so sober (soon to be changed) RHIAN!!!!! Yes, only here at the Poetry Monday Week Long Warmup Party (PMWLWP) will you find such celebreties as Ms. Rhian. So line up! She's trading autographs for drinks.

Oh, and there will be a drawing at the end of the week to see whose house she paints next!

Lisa Andel said...

Dude, I'll take something tart, with a decent rum in it.

Rhian said...

uh Roscoe James - i hate the honorific "Ms. Rhian". really. hate it. with a passion. i think i have a post about it somewhere giving my most excellent reason for hating being called Ms. Rhian. Don't do it again or i have to bitchslap you. Another drink if you please?

BTW - all these recent visitors of yours has totally fucked up my plan to mess with your poll results. grumbling...

Rhian said...

hi Lisa-babe! pass the nachos!

pss- RJ - lose the word verification. it's annoying. and i can't red it after a few drinks. makes it hard to comment. i know you're ll about keeping your commenters happy.

Roscoe James said...

Comin' right up Lisa... I've got Bart here (I think he was number 26 on the nekkid list) he's pretty tart. And he comes with an umbrella and two cherries.

Rhian said...

read it - can't read, and apparently can't type it neither. it's not my fault - it's my frost bitten fingers. and maybe the Amaretto Sours.

psssss - i think your house would look lovely in lavender.

Roscoe James said...

A double for the bitch slapper.

PS - the tip jar is at the end of the bar.

Rhian said...

oooh Bart. Lean closer. I have tip for you...
hiccup.
Tip, never wear leopard print briefs around Para-erotic writers. It inspired animalistic behavior in them."

Roscoe James said...

And in the spirit of things... something I found on my HD today. Not quite that time of year but I guess I can work it up for the coming season.


Happy V Day to All

Not a serious literary work. Just thought it would be nice for a smile. Hope you get a laugh.

Twas the night of San Valentines
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a louse.

Her thigh highs were hung
In the shower with care
In hopes that cute Cupid
Would fly through the air.

The candles were glistening
All snug by the bed
While X rated visions
Danced in our heads.

Her in her teddy
When I with a snap
Tweaked her red thong
‘You better not nap!’

The moon on her breast
Gave such a glow
The lust softly hinted
To more down below.

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I started to yell
‘Now what was the matter?’

Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Started to stutter
And tripped on her sash

When what to my
Wondering eye should appear but
An orgy in progress
And lots of free beer.

I knew in an instant
It must be San Van
As all of the neighbors
Started to jam.

Dasher the mailman was
Nailing Lorain
Dancer the MILF on
The corner exclaimed

Cum! Prancer I know
That your dick isn’t lame
My sister once told me
Just after you came

Suzy the Vixen was
Down on her knees
As Comet the cable guy
Started to wheeze

The Donner’s where doing it
To my big surprise while
On the top of the porch
Miss Blitzen I spied

I turned from the window
And slid to your side
Found my Viagra
And snuggled your hide

‘We must hurry up’
I whispered - you sighed
‘Cupid is calling
An orgy I spied’

I winked my eye and
You twisted in bed
Soon we were humping
With nothing to dread.

Twas four in the morning
The cops had arrived
Bullhorns were blaring
Then somebody cried

‘What’s going on?’
As they all got a beer
‘There’s no disturbance’
It’s Cupids good cheer.

Happy V day to all…
… Cupid loves you tonight!!!!!

Rhian said...

shit. the more i drink, the less literate i get. ah, to hell with it.

i'm traumatized by the word verification. i'm trying to read meaning into the letters.

Lisa Andel said...

RJ, I'd like a drink. I've got plenty of men. and if you don't lose the word verification me and Rhian are going somewhere else to play. Maybe.

Rhian said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Roscoe James said...

Okay, what the hell are you talking about? Verification of what? The posts? I didn't do it. I ran into that today making the rounds for the poetry train.

Anway, here's a slow screw up against a wall Lisa. Want some peanuts ta go with that?

Lisa Andel said...

Hey Rhian, who else can we go pester?

Rhian said...

told ya! neener - neener.
blowing kisses at Lisa.


awww shit. my word verification is 40 letters long. groan. this is your revenge isn't it RJ?

Lisa Andel said...

Roscoe, go into your blogger settings. I think it's right there on the first page "Word Verification". Every fucking time we want to leave a comment we have to type in some messed up letters.

Select "NO"

Rhian said...

hey Lisa - wanna go leave stupid comments at G's place? Nah, he'd probably like that. Ermmm - how about we go to Susan's? ummm - no, she has moderation on. i hate that too. I know! We can go mess with RED!!!!

Lisa Andel said...

Okay, since I still see the word verification thingy here, lets hit Red's place. If we get bored we can fuck with G. I'm sure we can figure out a way to make it unpleasant for him. :D

Roscoe James said...

Gone. I've never had that. Or don't recall having it. I ran into that several times today. I think it's a blogger blooper. Now, another round and say blogger blooper ten times as fast as you can.

Lisa Andel said...

He got rid of it just for us. Isn't that sweet?

(it's a default setting RJ)

Rhian said...

whoa - WV is gone. yay! I do like poking fun at G - he makes it sooo easy. the weenie.
Meeting you at Red's, grabbing you and bring you back.
Back in a flash RJ. Please mix me up a pitcher of them there sours.

Roscoe James said...

Here I sit all broken hearted,
paid a dime to spit but only brain farted.

Lisa Andel said...

You never know who's watching you.

Hey Rhian, I forgot it was Red's anniversary and she's got that ... uh ... really sweet poem to her husband up.

Rhian said...

I's back! pinching Bart's butt.
yum.

Lisa Andel said...

There you are!

Hey, who is Ken La Keir?

Rhian said...

i dunno - i give up. who is Ken.. whatever you said.

Lisa Andel said...

Well he's on YOUR site.

He's signed onto the poetry train. Twice.

Rhian said...

hell's bells Lis - I don't know half the peeps that come by until they stop by regularly for awhile.
some pop in and then vanish - like that Paisley chick. don't know where they come from - they kinda just show up. it's pretty cool actually. scary even.

Rhian said...

RJ - you can't throw a party and vanish dude! come on - let's dance. i even have an instruction dork video to follow. wahoo!

Roscoe James said...

So, Rhian, I finally got it. You don't paint houses. But you paint Muriel's right? I found a chick named Muriel. She wants ta know if you'll paint her?

Lisa Andel said...

Oh, I guess I don't think about that cause most people don't post on my site until they've lurked for a good long while.

That didn't make any sense did it.

Fuck it, I'll take another drink!
Where the hell is RJ?

Rhian said...

she'll have to wait in line, i've already agreed to paint Susan.oh oops - that might be a seekrit.

Roscoe James said...

Nother round comin' up. Get down and boogy

Rhian said...

boogy? whoa - wait a sec - we're not changing it up to disco are we? cuz if we are, i'm sooooo outa here. i'm mental enough without inflicting that sort of trauma on myself.

Roscoe James said...

Flash Poetry


Will the Darkness Keep a Secret

Copyright 2007 Roscoe James

Will the darkness keep a secret
If I hold you close and sigh
Lean in and whisper softly
Will the darkness turn away

Will the darkness keep a secret
If our eyes meet and we cry
If our hands touch oh so gently
Will the darkness turn away

Will the darkness keep a secret
If our lips touch and we fly
If our hearts sing in the twilight
Will the darkness turn away

Lisa Andel said...

Good god he's writing again.
I am soooo not in the mood to read.

where the fuck is my drink?

Roscoe James said...

Last call! Tell ya what, I'll leave the keys to the booze and check back tomorrow.

Have fun.

Lisa Andel said...

Rhian, you still here?

Roscoe James said...

Did you play the vid at the entrance Lisa? Mambo. Ya gotta love it.

Roscoe James said...

Bye

Lisa Andel said...

Not yet RJ, I was waiting for the real Monday to do that.

Rhian said...

oooh - that's gorgeous RJ! i love it. i also need another drink. and a snuggle from Bart.

Rhian said...

wait a sec - the party is over? already.
ah hell.

Lisa Andel said...

I think he just said Bye. Why would he do that?

Lisa Andel said...

You want to go mess up G's place?

Rhian said...

i come inside from having a cigarette and everyone ups and leaves. dag nabbit.
well, if everyone is gone, i'm gonna have my wicked way with Bart the bartender. Yoo-hoo, Bart....

Lisa Andel said...

Hey, You calling me a nobody?

Rhian said...

There you are! where you hanging wenchy?

Jill said...

I'll take one of those strawberry daiquiri made with real strawberry!!

And Rhian, how come Roscoe seems to be such a big fan, I never heard of him before this week!!

Rhian said...

to know me is to love me, Jill.
Right Roscoe? Right Lisa? Right Bart? Ooooh yeah, Bart, do that again.

Jill said...

I come in, and everyone has left, come on!!

Jill said...

Rhian, get a room with Bart!! But leave to us the booze!!

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Rhian said...

I'm here! But I think Lis went over to G's place. You wanna meet us there? Warning - he's really a maroon.

Lisa Andel said...

I'm here.

Rhian said...

This thing takes forever to scroll down to most recent comments. I'm getting carpool tunnel. heh.
Are we going to sabatoge G?

Jill said...

I've been hearing you two talking about him for like a week now, I better go see what all this talking is about!!

Rhian said...

EFG...to borrow an acronym from a very dear friend. See you there Jill.
mmuuuwwaahahahahahaha.

Lisa Andel said...

Guys Get your ass over to G's NOW, I've told him you were coming.

Danika / OpenChannel said...

Yippee! Love it. I'm dancing in my chair. :-)

Roscoe James said...

Okay! Bar is open! Tequila Sunrise and Bloody Marys all around. Additional music - Island sounds, Mambo, Cumbi, Reggae.

Rhian said...

i need a shot of something for this hangover dude.
you sure know how to throw a pre-party RJ. Shhhhhh..... don't type so loud....

Roscoe James said...

Like me granpappy done told me. The very best there is for a hangover after a pisser is ta get pissed again.

So, here's a double. BTW - Bart had a Chip-n'-Dale's call so he sent over Jerome and Lance.

Rhian said...

awwww hell, just the name "Lance" gets me all a quiver. You are so not making it easy for me to get BACK to work. Later.... whimper....

Roscoe James said...

First reading of the day - ta get us started off right.

A Drinking Problem




What say that we two, - that's just me and you,
Try something from my wine selection
We'll put out the cat and straight after that
Go searching for vintage perfection !!??

Now I've got me an Imported Merlot
And some Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc
And fit for a spree is this fine Pinot Gris
Or this bottle of Cabernet Franc.

And what would you say, to a cool Chardonnay ?
I suspect you'd smile - and resist ?
For while it may cheer I know that you fear
You'll end up with me,- getting pissed !!

But do try some of this Riesling,
It's from an ancient and favoured grape class
But don't overdo it or you're likely to rue it
And even fall flat on your ass !!

Now perhaps before bed, you could try a nice red
Like Syrah or this lusty Cab. Sav.,
But you really should know, they could both make you go
And spend much of next day on the lav...!

So this drinking has many a problem,
There's troubles with all forms of booze
When you're lying in bed with a thumping great head
It's damn hard to know - what to choose?




Copyright; Bernie Kyle
Email: avi@infogen.net.nz

Rhian said...

me - i prefer an iced beaujolais.
i know. i'm a barbarian.

Jill said...

RJ, please, no bloody mary, I hate that drink!!
And I think I just found a resolution for 2008!!!

Rhian said...

okay - here's your first payment for the tab. (dang clients with emergencies are making me loco)

this one is done in that pyramid style that Ann is so good at.

why,
seems sometimes
my closest dearies
reside nestled gleefully within,
tangled inside onesies and zeroes.

okay - that totally sucked and was five lines not four. get over it.

Roscoe James said...

Name your poison Jill... we got it all. Open bar to anyone that contributes at least a four line original poem in comments.

Have fun. EFG

Roscoe James said...

Damn, a woman that speaks my language - Binary!!!!!

:D

Rhian said...

heh. i just had evil idea on how to create a poem....
back in a flash. muuuwaaahahahaha..

Rhian said...

See if any of this sounds familiar...

fireflies danced -
fishing in the water
they drifted on the gentle green swells.
reality invading
they sank quietly beneath the clear green surface.

Roscoe James said...

Were their bodies found by Cuban boat people three days later? Lol.

Here, have another umbrella drink.

Roscoe James said...

Moments Like This

A sigh
A moan
A touch
A cry

A sound
A groan
A warmth
... to fly.

Jill said...

You making us pay the hard way RJ!!
GAve me a few, and I'll come back with my drink request and a poem!!

Jill said...

God's nectar
Has always seems bitter to me
That aftertaste
I hate so much
But could you pour me a glass
Of the fruit of the vine
That to my tastebud
Would be a delight...

Since I don't want to paid for a while, give me one of those hurricane like drink!!

Roscoe James said...

Sure nuff little lady. Hell, for that I'll leave you the bottle and let me get Dirk over here to pour for ya.

Roscoe James said...

And Jill, I wanted to say again congrats on the simul English/French poem. No, I don't speak french (enough to get food in Paris and tickets to shows) but I can guess how hard it must be to find meaning and meter in two languages at the same time. Bravo again.

Jill said...

RJ, it is the burden of the Acadians. We want to live in french, but then we have to learn english very quickly to be able to speak with most of the world...But I do have a french/english dictonary, a Thesaurus, a french Thesaurus, an english dictonary and a french dictonary at reach for my writting!!
And who is that Dirk(almost misundestand it and thought you were talking about dirt!!)

Roscoe James said...

Kitchen help. He was number 32 on the Nekkid list at Lisa's. He, ah, works the floor for tips... and such. BTW - he knows some french too. Well, it comes out in slurps and slobbers but I understand he speaks it well. EFG

Have fun.

Jill said...

I think I'm gonna like more Dirk than Bart. He seems more my type! I'll show him the Acadian warmness!!
Dirk, do you know the translation of passe-temps??

Roscoe James said...

Oui! vu le vu cuche avec moi.

As you can see he doesn't spell very well but his, ah, intentions are completely .... ah... bad.

Jill said...

Body shot, please!!

I don't care how bad he spell, at least he is trying!! I like it when people try speaking in french!! I actually miss the english accent!! And with a butt like, like I'm not really looking to his spelling!!!

Roscoe James said...

Tres manifique! If you to find a corner someplace I'm sure he knows what la petite mort means. He'd love to show you.

Jill said...

The small death??? I know that hurricane was huge, but not enough for me to start not understanding the conversation!!

Roscoe James said...

A line from a movie. Trying to recall which. A term sometimes used in france to refer to orgasm. I'm sure he can explain it much better than I can.

Jill said...

We surely don't use that expression here!! But it is the opposite... Tu as l'impression d'être plus en vie à ce moment!!

Roscoe James said...

Damn. That's interesting. I can't recall the movie... something too dramatic to be fun about the wife running off with her lover while the husband died. Lol.

Anyway, I had heard it used at other times.

Gotta leave you and Dirk to work it out. Have to finish something and go pick up the car at the shop.

Open bar and I'm sure a few others will drop in later.

Bonjour.

Jill said...

Plutot bonsoir, et à plus tard!

I think I'm too early today, but then I know I,m gonna leave in an hour or so, and I might as well take Dirk with me!!

Jill said...

I'm going into a corner with Dirk and I'll come back in an hour or two, hoping there is more people around here!!

Y said...

did i miss the party? *sniff*

Jill said...

No, the party is suppose to still be on, but we need to get people, Y!!

Roscoe James said...

It's been a slow night Y. I think they're still recovering from last night. Name your poison. The bar is still open and the music is a jumpin.

Roscoe James said...

Besides, the party is wherever you is. Is that is or is that not is?

Roscoe James said...

Hey Jill! I didn't see you and Dirk come out of the corner. So, did he explain the P's and Q's of the French big O?

Roscoe James said...

And wait, let me turn the airconditioning on. You look all flushed and red. Lol

Roscoe James said...

Wait, I guess flushed and red would be... ah... well, the same thing. So letz try flushed and sweaty.

Jill said...

Don't get all jealous there RJ!!
Do I need to make a payment, again??

Roscoe James said...

You're good for the night Jill. But we can always use a nice reading to keep the spirit of the party moving.

And Y, you should jump over the Lisa Andels place and pick a body from super Nekkid Sunday - give him a name and bring him back with ya. The more the merrier.

Roscoe James said...

Be sure to leave a comment for Lisa tellin her which one your takin. She gets upset if she can't find all of em at night.

Jill said...

Pour me a strawberry daiquiri, then...
And why didn't you say to me the same as Y??? Since I'll "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" , I'll take #33!!But you choose the name, you seem good at that!!

Jill said...

Rj, it's been a while since you share some poetry!!

Roscoe James said...

Well, how bout somethin franchute - Pierre.

But go leave a note a Lisa's tellin her where he is. There's a link on my main page. Scroll down on hers till ya find all the naked bods

Roscoe James said...

Okay, so Jill's with 33 (Pierre?), I brough back 50B (the Ramrod sisters - EFG) and we'll see who Y brings back.

Y said...

Yay, people! yikes, i will try to get Lisa's page to load again...i am on dial up so it might take a while. in the meantime i will have a Captain & Coke. *grin*

Jill said...

RJ, I've known Lisa way longer than I know you!! Been there, done that...I've started the caption comment for her Nekkid people!!

Roscoe James said...

Wait, did you read the San V-day one up in the comments. I think I have three in comments. You check that out and I'll see if I can scare up another.

Jill said...

Y, you didn't have time to see the super Nekkid people on Lisa's page?? Poor you!!! But, I warn you, have a napkin near for the drool!!

Jill said...

I've read them yesterday, RJ!

Roscoe James said...

Well, then leave her a note. We're fillin up everyones comments. Spreadin the joy so to speak. Lol.

Roscoe James said...

Would Time Not Wait

Copyright 2007 Roscoe James


Would time not wait
For lovers arms
To find the silence
Of the night

Would time not wait
For a gentle kiss
To heal the hurt
Of times apart

Would time not wait
For mornings’ dawn
To find our hearts
In quiet bliss

Jill said...

Very appropriate, RJ!!

Refill, please!! But then, what are you proposing me??

Roscoe James said...

You didn't say anything about the name - Pierre work for you? is that writ right?

Here's a double and give me a sec while I go have a smoke. Tell Y she needs a four line original ta pay the tab when she gets back... I'll be back in 5

Jill said...

Vapor
Coming at my nose
Of this liquid
That have won country
Going down my troat
Filling me with heat
Making my senses
Become vague
To the point
That pain
Will not be feel
Anymore

Since it is extra work from your part!!

Jill said...

A double of what??

Roscoe James said...

Back. How you and Pierre doing? Hell, looks like you've paid your tab again. You have more guests coming?

Roscoe James said...

Well, we got rom, branch water, scotch (Talisker) and just about anything else ya want.

Jill said...

It is more than what I wanted!!
I'm missing my longer hair!! Will do much better with Pierre hat!!A cowboy hat and pigtail!!

Jill said...

Y, are you still stuck trying to see the super nekkid people??

Y said...

oh.....oh.....yeah! sign me up for #27, but i am no good at names. Roscoe will you name him for me?

Roscoe James said...

Hell, he looks like an Ethan to me. Ya think?

Roscoe James said...

So Y, itz recital time... we all be a waitin on ya sweetie... four lines of prose - original

Jill said...

Welcome back,Y!!
You'll have to write a little bit of poetry to get drinks!!

Y said...

oh no! stage fright *wince* is there a theme?

Roscoe James said...

And you might want to scroll up the comments. We have readings from Rhian and Jill so far. I put up a funny one about drinking problems... thatz someone elses work. Course, why on earth would I put up something about drinking problems. lol

Jill said...

RJ, we might have to give Y a shot, so she get get over that stage fright a little bit!!

Roscoe James said...

Nope, no theme. Just originality and creativity.

Roscoe James said...

Name ya poison Y... we gonna loosen up the old creative flow for ya. Besides, Ethan should be able to help out.

Jill said...

If I put up my Rev poem, will I get one??

Roscoe James said...

Oh, and give us a country Y... where bouts ya from? Mexico here and Jill is in Cana-franchute land. We might have north america covered. Wait, I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE IN ALASKA.... RIGHT... NOW I GOT IT. Good to see ya. And you have no idea who I am. EFG

Y said...

Ethan and a body shot of rum should get the creative juices flowin...

Roscoe James said...

What ya havin Jill? I'll get one of the twins ta set ya up.

Roscoe James said...

Here comes the body with the shot... you mind if Gretchin serves it up?

Jill said...

It is true, I think that my poisson is only available in CAnada!! Dans, I should have brought some in my luguage!!
Nobody knows what a Rev is in the blogger world!!

Y said...

whoa, yeah i am from Alaska.and here is my contribution

against the rain i run to you
against the pain you run too
forever so close forever apart
i will never give up, you hold my heart

NOW...how do you know me?

Jill said...

Didn't you consider other B from Lisa's place, RJ??

Roscoe James said...

Well, rev me up and we'll get ya all pumped up (wink wink)

Jill said...

Are you hitting on me, RJ??

Roscoe James said...

Naw, I think 50 B will do nicely. There's one other but, really, what the hell would I do with three? I guess we could have em Coyote dance on the bar and lipsink famous music.

Roscoe James said...

That's Pierre's job. Not hitting... just fillin orders. Lol

Jill said...

Give everyone a double turn of shot, and I'll do some Coyote Style dancing on the bar!! I've been wanting to do that since I've seen the movie!!

Roscoe James said...

Way ta go Jill! Where did Y go? get up on the bar and shake it for the crowd. Whatz the music?

Y said...

woohoo! dance it up Jill... few more drinks and i will be joining you.

Jill said...

A double round, again, and that will give time to thing about the song(I don't garanty the quality of it, doh!!)

Roscoe James said...

There's Y! I was afraid you'd decided I was some crazy stalker.

Lol

Roscoe James said...

Sent the girls out with the doubles... Got a Mambo goin right now.

Jill said...

Aren't you, RJ??

Something classic: -Pour some sugar on me
-I love rock and roll???

Y said...

LOL, nope. you just have to be patient with me....dial up is s...l....o.........w

Roscoe James said...

Naw, well, not unless you're a topless DID running through the park. Then I might chase ya down.

Y is a blogger from Flash Fiction Sunday over at LSB. We've blogged many a time. She just don't kinow it.

Roscoe James said...

Ya wanna grind or rock Jill?

Y said...

aha! that is where you know me from...but why don't i recognize your name?

Jill said...

Grind??? In which way??

Roscoe James said...

Well, letz just say if I told ya I'd have ta shoot ya. I do enjoy flashin though. Probably one of the more... ah... prolific flashers at LSB.

Roscoe James said...

Well, Jill, think about it this way. To grind in a dance is to dirty dance with Pierre... without the Pierre.

Jill said...

A little bit of both, then...
You didn't choose a song, you guys!!

Roscoe James said...

I needed ta know what ya wanted. Let me go find something... give me a sec.

Y said...

o.k. i will let it go *raising eyebrow at "roscoe"*
i need another Captain Coke...*sip*
whos turn is it for some more poetry?

Jill said...

Have you read RJ stuff, Y??

Y said...

from further up? yup. i was just working my way through the posts.

Roscoe James said...

Jill's music is up! Go back to the main page and hit play. Some original Coyote Ugly music!

GET DOWN JILL!

Roscoe James said...

Chuckles and sends the twins up ta shake it with Jill

Jill said...

One way or the other
I'm gonna gonna get you!!

Piere and RJ, you are the one that are getting your ass with me on the bar!!
And I'm skiping the orange jumpsuit!!

Roscoe James said...

Nekkid! Or are ya goin for the leather hot pants and torn t-shirt look?

Roscoe James said...

Oh, and don't forget the cowboy hat... lol

Jill said...

Get that smirck off your face, RJ!!
No... Pierre's cowboy hat, deep cleavage shirt and not sure about the leather pants...

Roscoe James said...

Here Y - I found your music but it won't let me embed - past this and hit refresh. Lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GguVsrrNyhM

Roscoe James said...

Okay Ladies! Last dance! Everyone on the bar - this ones for you Y!


Go to main page and hit play!

Roscoe James said...

Last round. I gotta call it a night but the bar is still open and the twins will be servin.

Jill said...

RJ, did you just ask Y for a stiptease??
You might get slap!!

Roscoe James said...

Naw. That's bump and grind. Takin the clothes off is optional. Lol. That's from an old movie - very hot in its day... very PG today.

I gotta call it a night. You there Y?

Jill said...

Well, that means enough cleavage has been shown from my behalf tonight, I'm taking Pierre home... I might take his hat back tomorrow!!

Roscoe James said...

thanks for stoppin in Jill... catch ya tomorrow. Tequila sunrise for breakfast.

Jill said...

You really need to get high speed, Y!! And by the way, if you come tomorrow, bring something to eat!! It's been a while since you've cook something, and I was craving yesterday!!

Jill said...

I'll come late, tomorrow, but I want something strong, I should be in pain!!

Y said...

LMAO!RJ,that is too funny...what if i don't wear a hat *grin*

Jill said...

RJ is going to have a good show,Y!!

Roscoe James said...

Bring Pierre back with ya. We can hang him up in the back and get ya a fresh one.

Roscoe James said...

Y, I waited. Sorry, had to go.

tomorrow.

Y said...

yikes, it took me forever to load the youtube vid, now it looks like i missed y'all. guess i will see ya tomorrow.

Jill said...

Getting the picture of Pierre hang up, yum...

Jill said...

Goodnight,RJ!
Goodnight, Y! Come back tomorrow!! Bring some of your cooking for me!!

Roscoe James said...

Came back ta say by Y. We loved the dance! Clear out your tip jar when ya leave.

We'll see ya tomorrow.

Y said...

wow, if i can make $$ like that i need to change my day job. lol. see you all tomorrow.

Rhian said...

Sounds like i missed one hellava party yesterday!

Jill said...

Tonight, RJ, I'm gonna take #14, do your job for the name,I'll be back in an hour or two, when I would have hate something so I don't drink on an empty stomach!

Roscoe James said...

Hey there little lady. Let me fix you and Hunter up.

I'll be back later this afternoon.

Roscoe James said...

Have something for everyone to work on over drinks.

The woods are lovely dark and deep

Who wrote it

Roscoe James said...

Another

Where endless pleasure virtuous deeds repay.

Roscoe James said...

Next -

She wore a snowbird hat with a crimson rose

Who?

Jill said...

Are you already piss drunk,RJ?? You don't make any sense!!

Y said...

"she died as she lived, sniffing cocaine"

Roscoe James said...

And who wrote it Y?

This one gets you a super bag of popcorn. Lol

Y said...

Wystan Hugh Auden...mmmm i love popcorn.

Jill said...

Y, did you bring me some goodie??

Jill said...

I want something
That can kick the hell out of it
Because I want to say
The most happy farewell
To this damn pain!!

Jill said...

I want something stong, but with no straw!!

Y said...

name it you got it Jill, i was up baking all night and they all go well with cocktails or shots if you prefer.lol.

Roscoe James said...

Way ta go Y!!!! Ya got it

Roscoe James said...

A body rev Jill... that should take care of it

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