Wednesday, January 9, 2008

OPEN BAR FOR A FEW HOURS! LET'S PARTY!


A small celebration tonight. I enjoyed a personal victory today. It doesn’t really matter what it was. Just a small step in the right direct. And no, I won’t tell ya… right now. Besides, if I know my crowd, you don’t need a reason. However, open bar for the next couple of hours. Buffalo wings with some really hot hot sauce. And Kentucky straight is the drink of the night. For the ladies we have Mint Juleps if ya like. So come on in, take a load off, and maybe we can talk Jill into a little Coyote dancing.

Let’s Par-Tay!


Here's some Chippendale dancers for you ladies. Watch out for the elephant.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where the hell is the bartender?

Roscoe James said...

Right here Bitch. How they hangin? I been orderin pizza and trying ta find snacks.

Anonymous said...

Well okay then.
How's about a drink?

Roscoe James said...

Sure, what ya havin? (no umbrella drinks tanight)

L.P. said...

heyya RJ - sucky day at work. need a double, straight up.
ps - it might be my computer but i can't see your comments link unless i click on the post title. the video might be sitting over it.

Anonymous said...

I'll have whatever you're having.
Hey Lakota.

Roscoe James said...

One double and a Makers on the rocks.

Roscoe James said...

Who knows. My connection has been slow for about half an hour. I'm thinking about giving it some vitamine B to brighten it up some.

Roscoe James said...

Maybe if I gave my connection a Viagra it would get it up a little. EFG

Anonymous said...

Hey ladies. Did anyone order hot bunz and nutz?

Anonymous said...

Pffttt.
Mine's lagging too, so that would have to be one hell of a does of viagra.

L.P. said...

Ahhhhhh - so good to have to back RJ! What are we listening to tonight?
I put up a giant arrow with dancing girls to call the boys over if they're in the mood to hang.

Giving viagra to your harddrive could incite riots you know.

Roscoe James said...

Talk to Chet - maybe he can do somethin about it. He's the guy in the fireman outfit.

Anonymous said...

Roscoe! Honey! Where ya been? A party and ya didn't invite me?

Roscoe James said...

Well, Coyote dancin in the front room. And you BB - what flavor CnD ya want tonight? We got all kinds hanging around back here.

Anyone seen Y or Jill? I haven't seen either in like forever?

Roscoe James said...

Pick your music - mail me the code - and I'll put it up.

L.P. said...

Jilly was just at my place, I see if i can drag her and Sunny over.
~Slamming glass on the bar ~ I need another. Seen any guys in cowboy hats yet?

L.P. said...

Hell yeah - i'm on the music....

Anonymous said...

CnD?

Anonymous said...

That would be me, little lady. I got yer cowboy hat, cowboy spurs, cowboy gun, cowboy crowbar....

Ya know the kind. The one that always squeezes nicely inta small places.

Roscoe James said...

Chip n Dale...

Roscoe James said...

There - found some Chip'nDale guys for all you ladies. At the back of the bar (bottom of the post) - efg

Anonymous said...

ah.
I'll take another drink, for now.

Roscoe James said...

Hell, here's the bottle. I'll get Amanda ta just line em up. Double on ice.

Anonymous said...

Body shot. Tequila. Double. Now.

L.P. said...

Matt Dillon? Fuck it - i ain't picky tonight. I just want me a guy in a cowboy hat and boots.
Yee-fucking-HAW!
Pouncing on Matt.

Did i tell you a got a silver buckle for bronc busting?

L.P. said...

Sunny - you made it! Yeah - give her a triple RJ, the woman needs it BAD.

I'm gonna have to run out in about ten but I swear I'll be back and I'll bring the jello shots.

Any requests on flavors?

Roscoe James said...

Music up for Jill. She's on the bar! Everyone should check her out.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, burst in without presenting myself. Me-bad week, need drink. Glad you're having a good week, thanks for the satellite invite through Lakota.

Okay, so who's my body shot double?????

Anonymous said...

Jello shots? Dude...

Either green (great flavor--JA!) or cherry...of course.

Roscoe James said...

Hi Sunny. Nice ta meet ya. We'll make it a flaming tripple. Anyone have a lighter? EFG

No flavors needed here.

What can I get for ya Batbitch? Or are you overwhelmed with the Chip n Dale guys?

L.P. said...

mmmm - i got your cherry Sunny.


meh.
that fell on it's face.
oh well.

RJ-baby - another double on the rocks.

L.P. said...

RJ, I thought I saw her boot twitch over there under that pileof guys.

Roscoe James said...

Is there a drum ho here? Cause Jill's music seems right up her something or another.

Anonymous said...

Need more ice, Roscoe!

Roscoe James said...

Wait, is that you Bat? All I can see is a black spike and lotz a leather.

Roscoe James said...

Here, LC, take the bottle.

L.P. said...

Gotta run out for a few - back in a jiff.
No getting REAL naughty until i get back.
i mean it.
i do.
And if you see Matt Dillon, tie him up and hold him for me.

Roscoe James said...

Okay, I bring in warm fuzzy chipndale guys with really big nutz and all the ladies leave.

Oh well, guess I'll hit the bar and enjoy the dancing.

Roscoe James said...

Well, the whole purpose of tonights celebration - wait can't tell ya right now - anyway, last call on drinks.... a toast to small triumphs. Here here!

Cheers.

Thanks for coming by. Catch everyone later.

Bye.

L.P. said...

I'm BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!


hello?

Hey... it's kinda empty in here.
Where's the booze?
Where's the music?
Where's the cowboy?

I leave for a few and the party DIES?

Damn it. Now I have to go find somewhere else to drink and dance on table tops and strip.
~kicking a bottle of beer on the floor~

Love ya RJ - and I want to know your news. And I don't want to wait. I don't do waiting well.

Y said...

did i miss it?

Y said...

bummer, sorry RJ i got my days mixed up. maybe next time...

Jill said...

A coyote dance, RJ? That looks more like a burlesque dance to me,dear!! But it would go for this time!!
And I'm still thinking if I still like you or not, doing a party on Thursday night!!
I'm off writting something on my blog, somebody has been harasing me the last few days so I'll write something on my blog, since she doesn't know how to go to both blogs!!

Jill said...

Ok, I'm off for a couple of hours, and nobody show up here??
What is wrong?
Too bad... The ChipandDale were the only one that saw my burlesque dance!!

Jill said...

Isn't there any service at this bar anymore?