Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Titillating on Tuesday (Recipe)


Thought you could leave me out! Well, as a guy, here's my recipe - Stop at convenience store and purchase 24 pack of favorite beer (cold). Rush home, put in fridge. Serve cold (forget that chilled shit).

Pull pizza place magnat off fridge and carefully dial number (best done before cracking first of 24). Order deep-dish with extra-cheese (very important EXTRA CHEESE).

Specifically ask for the blonde with the slight overbite (that used to work for Hooter's) to do the delivery (may require extra tip).

Put magnat back (you will need it again).

Remove all clothing but dirty white t-shirt and 'I'm a Stud' boxers (dirty white athletic socks optional).

Crack first beer, grab remote, surf to suitably certified T and A channel and wait.

When pizza arrives be sure to leave the money on the coffee table hidden under dirty laundry and/or pizza boxes from previous purchases. This creates atmosphere and provides an opportunity to invite the pizza girl in.

Best served hot (the pizza too).

14 comments:

Jill said...

You might have just lost your chance with the pizza girl if she is reading this!!
VEry original and funny!

Lakota Princess said...

Well shit RJ, that's my cousin blonde barbie in that photo. i didn't know you were into her. i have some interesting photos of her that i'll share- for a price.

Y said...

awwwww you have a recipe! good one. I lean more towards a hard cider then beer latley.
I love deep dish pizza, not the extra cheese though. I mostly just like the crust...which is probably why I usually just end up getting breadsticks and sauce.

Ann said...

If you're getting the extra cheese, go all out and get the pepparoni and fresh tomatoes, too. Very good combination.
P.S. When getting breadsticks, ask if they have alfredo sauce, yumm.

Batbitch said...

Hey Lakota, I know for a fact RJ ain't here right now, let's PARTY!!!

Jill said...

Commenting on other people blog, but not responding to your comments??

Lakota Princess said...

i'm not talking to Jill. she never comments on my blog. sniff.

Lakota Princess said...

and now no one is talking to me. fine. just bloody fine. going off to sulk.

Roscoe James said...

Hey, you, Indian girl. Do I know you? Listen, turn the lights off when you leave.

Roscoe James said...

Get over to the batcave Jill. These crazy B^*&%^&'s have taken me hostage.

Jill said...

Want some alo├Ęs gel for that butt??

Batbitch said...

It's fucking Friday! Post something new!

Jill said...

Batbitch, I was going to say that!!!
Two days with the same post, come on, RJ, are you mad?

TC said...

LOL

Personally I vote for a clean white tshirt, but that's just me.